Added: Sep 14, 2011

From: turshuses

Duration: 4:56

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes. PEACE AT HOME, PEACE IN THE WORLD: http://www.symphonyturk.com/?php=ms THE OFFICIAL VERSION OF 9/11 Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah. Using nothing more than craft knives, they overpower cabin crew, passengers, and pilots on four planes. Hangover or not, 4 planes manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip. Unphased by leaving their "How to Fly a Passenger Jet" guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely. Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two, and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically -- through their own mass -- faster than the speed of gravity, for the first time in history. Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, made out of material stronger than the black boxes stored on planes, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI. Meanwhile in Washington... HIJACKER Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing 757. Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little. Executing an incredible 270 degree downward spiral, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world's most heavily defended building, all without a single shot being fired, or ruining the nicely mowed lawn, and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video. Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania... So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls at 30,000 feet that otherwise would not be possible until several years later. And, following a heroic attempt by some to retake control of Flight 93, it crashes into a Shanksville field leaving no trace of engines, fuselage, or occupants, except for the standard-issue Muslim terrorists bandana. Further south in Florida... President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief, after being notified that the WTC tower had been hit, continues to read "My Pet Goat" for a full 7 minutes to a class full of primary school children, with the Secret Service shrugging off the possibility that his life could be in imminent danger. In New York... World Trade Center leaseholder, Larry Silverstein, blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attacks only six weeks prior, while collecting $4 BILLION in insurance payouts. While back in Washington, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the 'New Reichstag Fire' catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination. Really? You really think so? Really? Don't those who lost loved ones deserve the truth and a new investigation? FACEBOOK PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/world911truth

Channel: Film

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